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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
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And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this…
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins…
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My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible…
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Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get to know…
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Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'...…
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In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you…
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There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
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And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than…
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I rant, therefore I am
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After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms .…
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Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have…
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My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible…
— Dennis Miller
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I watch and listen to movies today and am shocked by the way actors deliver their lines. Everybody mumbles now and I…
— Maureen O'Hara
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North Carolina right now is going apeshit in a way no state ever has. Take every crazy, angry idea your drunk, right-wing…
— Bill Maher
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To an age which has unashamedly sold itself to the gods of greed, pride, sex, and self-will, the church mumbles on about…
— J I Packer
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Scarcely two hundred years back can Fame recollect articulately at all; and there she but maunders and mumbles.
— Thomas Carlyle
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I am just a poor boy, though my story's seldom told, and I have squandered my resistance, for a pocket full of…
— Paul Simon
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I gotta go to the bathroom," Emby mumbles. "You should have thought of that before you left," says Hayden, putting on his…
— Neal Shusterman
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Why does everyone want to own me?" Pippa mumbles. She's got her head in her hands. "Why do they all want to…
— Libba Bray
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Suspended, Upright, Strapped down. We'll call it, Maintenance. The Doctor mumbles, Giggles, Rushing about, Doing, whatever the f**k he is doing. I…
— Eric Nickel
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Enslaved to passing shadows. My dreams fade further away. I Begin to hear the faintest mumbles drone within my ear. These voices…
— JMartinez
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