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Mother Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- If a girl calls me a pussy my penis will fuck her up, cause it's one hardcore mother fucker.
- Being a Mother means that your heart is no longer yours; it wanders wherever your children go.
- My mother always said, if you can`t say anything nice, then don`t say anything at all... And Then I signed-up for Facebook!
- Math will totally make you look like a slut. Example: You're a 25 year old mother of a 9th grader.
- Periods. Mother natures cock block.
- I named my first born child after my mother-in-law. In fact, lazy fat ass bitch turns 5 tomorrow.
- A Woman Never Say: My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends.
- I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
- Mountains are cool cause they're like Mother Earth's Boobies.
- There is one NBA player who claims in every city he plays, he's got a female stalker. Stalker is such a negative term; let's call…
- Can a mother get pregnant while nursing? Yes, but it's easier if she puts the baby to bed first!
- God Thought That He Couldn't Be Everywhere He Made A MOTHER. The Devil Thought That He Couldn't Be Everywhere He Made A MOTHER-IN-LAW.
- My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.
- My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - Stop acting like your father!
- Well son, your mother and I met on Twitter, then later we... NO DON'T LOOK AT HER AVI
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