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- Basically, I started on stage yelling and I kept yelling, and then I yelled some more, and then I yelled even louder. I'm modulated now.
- As psychotic as it gets outside, the comic can be more psychotic.
- I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute.
- When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip.
- When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run…
- I get an idea about something. I just start thinking about it, and then I get onstage and I talk about it, and then I…
- I think comics in New York are interested in being comics. And there're comics in L.A. who are touring comics, who are certainly more interested…
- In a series of wonderful essays, Evan Handler gives himself up to us - warts and all. To our amusement and bemusement we share in…
- Earth Day was created because we were doing a lot of drugs, more drugs than you could ever f@*! imagine. And so we came up…
- Glenn Beck is offended! Glenn Beck thinks playing the Nazi card is going too far. Glenn Beck. this is a guy who uses more Swastika…
- Apparently there is no profit in the unique, or not enough to make it worthwhile to preserve. Ultimately it drains the life out of us,…
- Christians have created a holiday that has become a beast that cannot be fed. Christmas gets longer and longer and longer, and you don't care,…
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- No punishment has ever possessed enough power of deterrence to prevent the commission of crimes. On the contrary, whatever the punishment, once… — Hannah Arendt
- I believe more in precision, when you have the capability, like when you see a mosquito fly and you're able to hit… — Alexis Arguello
- As a kid, 'Star Wars' was much more my thing than 'Star Trek' was. — J. J. Abrams
- I believe in anything that will engage the audience and make the story more effective. — J. J. Abrams
- Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those… — Aristotle
- All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. — Aristotle
- Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. — Aristotle
- In a democracy the poor will have more power than the rich, because there are more of them, and the will of… — Aristotle
- Poetry is finer and more philosophical than history; for poetry expresses the universal, and history only the particular. — Aristotle
- The whole is more than the sum of its parts. — Aristotle