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Money Quotes by Jack Handy
- It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just…
- And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down and…
- I think one way the cops could make money would be to hold a murder weapons sale. Many people could really use used ice picks.
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