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Maybe Quotes by Jack Handy
- And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down and…
- Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and…
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- For whatever reason, maybe it's because of my story, but people associate Livestrong with exercise and physical fitness, health and lifestyle choices… — Lance Armstrong
- My Latin temper blows up pretty fast, but it goes down just as fast. Maybe that's why you seldom hear of ulcers… — Desi Arnaz
- The whole idea of a stereotype is to simplify. Instead of going through the problem of all this great diversity - that… — Chinua Achebe
- Maybe one day I can have a reunion with myself. — Sebastian Bach
- Maybe if they start playing new rock bands videos, then maybe but there is no point in a guy like me spending… — Sebastian Bach
- When migraines briefly became a campaign issue for me, it appeared that political foes were maybe playing the gender card. — Michele Bachmann
- When kids can't afford to see it anymore maybe we'll have a whole resurgence of garage bands all over America and this… — Lester Bangs
- All I've ever ended up with in terms of achievements is the movie, some really stupid anecdotes, a bunch of crosswords that… — Christian Bale
- In terms of the romantic kind of lead, I just never enjoy those movies very much. Maybe they'll come to interest me… — Christian Bale
- During my time, there might have been one pitcher or two that were top pitchers on a team. Teams that won maybe… — Ernie Banks
- I love being able to go to a store, let's say... a store like Topshop or Zara or maybe even Macy's, depends… — Tyra Banks
- I remember being on film sets when I was younger, and only men got to do the cool action movies. So I… — Drew Barrymore