"I think one way the cops could make……" — Jack Handy

More Cops Quotes

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• Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes,… — Dave Attell
• It seems that the only gun violence some leftists approve of is gun violence aimed at cops and other groups… — Gary Bauer
• Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops,… — Jimmy Buffett
• In the middle of the night, when you're ambiguously ethnic, like me, when you're brown, beige, mauve, siena, one of… — Sherman Alexie
• The Nixon administration kept a nasty eye on our show... Cops would come by - often just in time to… — Dick Cavett
• If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it! — George Carlin
• I used to drink, I did. I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over… — Bill Hicks
• If somebody's gonna smoke a joint in their house and not do anybody else any harm, then perhaps there are… — Sarah Palin
• I got moxie, I'm so damn cocky. Industry tried to block me like cops and paparazzi. — Lauryn Hill
• In America today you can murder land for private profit. You can leave the corpse for all to see, and… — Paul Brooks
• We shall never understand the natural environment until we see it as a living organism. Land can be healthy or… — Paul Brooks
• I've never been arrested. I've been stopped, searched and had a gun put to my head by the Chicago cops. — Tim Meadows

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