Murder Weapons Quotes
- Naming our murder weapons after victims of our crimes: Apache, Tomahawk... It's as if the Luftwaffe were to call its fighter planes 'Jew' and 'Gypsy.' — Noam Chomsky
- I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold a yard sale of murder weapons. Many people, for example, could… — Jack Handey
- I think one way the cops could make money would be to hold a murder weapons sale. Many people could really use used ice picks. — Jack Handy