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Love Quotes by Jack Handy
- As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more…
- Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and…
- Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
- If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.
- One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with wooden stakes.
- If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like now.
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- I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
- I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento
- When I was a teenager, I read a lot of Poe. — Dario Argento
- I find that it's hard to fully examine one's life and not have faith be part of the discussion. — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- I work with really hard-working people who are really good at what they do. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide