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Million Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- So what? A lobbyist cheated Indian tribes out of $25 million then laundered their money through phony Christian charities trying to stop other Indian tribes…
- Let freedom ka-ching...Corporations do everything people do except breathe, die and go to jail for dumping 1.3 million pounds of PCBs in the Hudson River.
- In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars.
More Million Quotes
- Tourism is a crucial industry that could employ millions of Filipinos, skilled and unskilled alike, cross those 7,107 islands of the Philippines.… — Benigno Aquino III
- There are some four million different kinds of animals and plants in the world. Four million different solutions to the problems of… — David Attenborough
- On some summer days in New York City, the air hangs thickly visible, like the combined exhalations of eight million souls. Steam… — Diane Ackerman
- It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes… — Dave Barry
- It's estimated that there may be two hundred and fifty million children in the world engaged in some form of exploitative child… — Carol Bellamy
- In Rwanda that genocide happened because the international community and the Security Council refused to give, again, another 5000 troops which would… — Lakhdar Brahimi
- Fable is more historical than fact, because fact tells us about one man and fable tells us about a million men. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
- If I could hear Christ praying for me in the next room, I would not fear a million enemies. — Robert Murray M'Cheyne