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Miles Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy
- When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.
- If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck
- You might be a redneck if...your home has more miles on it than your car.
More Miles Quotes
- Portland, Oregon won't build a mile of road without a mile of bike path. You can commute there, even with that weather,… — Lance Armstrong
- As a boy, because I was born and raised in Ohio, about 60 miles north of Dayton, the legends of the Wrights… — Neil Armstrong
- I'm luckier than my grandfather, who didn't move more than five miles from the village in which he was born. — David Attenborough
- Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there? — Richard Bach
- It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. — Dave Barry
- Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. — Dave Barry
- Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything. — Dave Barry
- Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away. — Thomas Beecham
- I rode horseback three miles each way to get to high school, and in bad weather it was a problem sometimes to… — Ezra Taft Benson
- Major North and myself went out in advance of the command several miles and killed a number of buffaloes. — Buffalo Bill
- We're trying to set up a movie for me in the near future. It's going to be similar to the story of… — Justin Bieber
- The first trip of the Pony Express was made in ten days - an average of two hundred miles a day. But… — Buffalo Bill