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Erma Bombeck has 262 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
— Lord Byron
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Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.
— P.G. Wodehouse
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People are also dying from vaccinations. Evan, my son, died in front of me for two minutes. You ask any mother in…
— Jenny McCarthy
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Slavery may, perhaps, be best compared to the infantile disease of measles; a complaint which so commonly attacks the young of humanity…
— Olive Schreiner
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Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.
— Mignon McLaughlin
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Love is like the measles, all the worse when it comes late.
— Mary Roberts Rinehart
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In any family, measles are less contagious than bad habits.
— Mignon McLaughlin
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Aristotle, in spite of his reputation, is full of absurdities. He says that children should be conceived in the Winter, when the…
— Bertrand Russell
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Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
— Jerome K. Jerome
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The physical signs of measles are nearly the same as those of smallpox, but nausea and inflammation is more severe, though the…
— Avicenna
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Love is sentimental measles.
— Charles Kingsley
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My mama told me I was already in a hurry as a child. I even had measles and chicken pox at the…
— Muhammad Ali
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