"Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after…" — Mignon McLaughlin

"Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty."

— Mignon McLaughlin

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311 Quotes by Mignon McLaughlin

Mignon McLaughlin has 311 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones.
There's something in every atheist, itching to believe, and something in every believer, itching to doubt.
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first.
Youth is not enough. And love is not enough. And success is not enough. And, if we could achieve it,…
Grasp your opportunities, no matter how poor your health; nothing is worse for your health than boredom.
What you can't get out of, get into wholeheartedly.
If you're a gifted flirt, talking about the price of eggs will do as well as any other subject.
Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere.
The excesses of love soon pass, but its insufficiencies torment us forever.
It's hard to feel middle-aged, because how can you tell how long you are going to live?
As we grow older, our capacity for enjoyment shrinks, but not our appetite for it.
In youth we are plagued by desire; in later years, by the desire to feel desire.

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More Funny Love Quotes

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It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to… — Honore de Balzac
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. — Joey Adams
Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one. — Glenn Beck
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. — Erma Bombeck
The best proof of love is trust. — Joyce Brothers
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only… — Jonathan Carroll
Where there is great love, there are always wishes. — Willa Cather
The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand. — Fred Allen
Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended. — Cher
Men aren't necessities. They're luxuries. — Cher
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. — Cher
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

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