Puppy Quotes

239 quotes by 205 authors

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm… — Robert Benchley
A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates. — Josh Billings
An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. — Martin Buber
What's the difference between a three-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? In six weeks, the puppy stops whining. — Mike Ditka
Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty. — Mignon McLaughlin
Being a parent is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy — Barbara Walters
Every puppy should have a boy. — Erma Bombeck
When a doting person gets down on all fours and plays with the dog's rubber mouse, it only confuses the puppy and gives him a… — Corey Ford
When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated. — Sara Paretsky
A puppy is but a dog, plus high spirits, and minus common sense. — Agnes Repplier
When a puppy takes fifty catnaps in the course of the day, he cannot always be expected to sleep the night through. — Albert Payson Terhune
No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy. — Bernard Williams
People have been asking me if I was going to have kids, and I had puppies instead. — Kate Jackson
In Puppies Behind Bars, when the puppy is eight weeks old it is given to an inmate. The inmate is responsible for the dog. — Doris Roberts
In my case, I thoroughly enjoy running 100-odd miles a week. If I didn't I wouldn't do it. Who can define happiness? To some, happiness… — Ron Clarke
I had been involved in animal welfare groups, but DDAL presented an opportunity to actually create and pass legislation aimed at issues which really matter… — Doris Day
You can always get sympathy by using the word small. With little industries you feel as you do about a little puppy. — Frances Perkins
Whence comes this idea that if what we are doing is fun, it can't be God's will? The God who made giraffes, a baby's fingernails,… — Catherine Marshall
Thanks Darling for the beautiful flowers and all the prayers. Now can you just get my puppy past security? — Elizabeth Taylor
I used to work at a puppy nursery. — Channing Tatum

Who Wrote These Puppy Quotes

205 authors contributed a total of 239 Puppy Quotes, led by these top contributors: