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239 Puppy quotes by 197 unique authors

When one becomes a liberal, he or she pretends to advocate tolerance, equality and peace, but hilariously, they’re doing so for purely selfish reasons. It’s… — Greg Gutfeld
Puppies and kids naturally go together, but it's up to the adults to teach them how to do it the right way. — Cesar Millan
All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy… — Cynthia Heimel
Dissent is morally neutral. You can correctly call yourself a dissident because you like to kick puppies, but at the end of the day, you're… — Jonah Goldberg
A dog does not live as long as a man and this natural law is the fount of many tears. If boy and puppy might… — Ben Ames Williams
It couldn't be an all-bad world, could it, not with birds who warble and call? Maybe that was the secret - to find the few… — Shalom Auslander
We have lived through the era when happiness was a warm puppy, and the era when happiness was a dry martini, and now we have… — Nora Ephron
If a picture wasn't going very well, I'd put a puppy in it. — Norman Rockwell
We have a puppy named Lucy... two cats... goldfish... and Louis, our lop earred rabbit. — Julia Barr
The fidelity of a dog is a precious gift. — Konrad Lorenz
Rambunctious and delinquent dogs become angelic when sitting. — Ian Dunbar
She was the murderous mother who cut us to the bone but left us alive, left us naked and bewildered as wrinkled newborn babies, as… — Jesmyn Ward
Sentimentality and nostalgia are closely related. Kissing cousins. I have no time for nostalgia, though. Nostalgics believe the past is nicer than the present. It… — Mal Peet
If you want to meet girls, by far the best method is to carry a baby or a puppy. — Fred Green
It looked something like a pen wiper and something like a piece of hearth-rug. A second and keener inspection revealed it as a Pekinese puppy. — P.G. Wodehouse
Elegy on the Death of a Mad Dog And in that town a dog was found, As many dogs there be, Both mongrel, puppy, whelp,… — Oliver Goldsmith
We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great.… — Jerry Lawler
There's no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully. — Spencer Pratt
Is puppy love the reason so many Americans are blind to the incompetence and waste of Republicans - who at a minimum are supposed to… — Margaret Carlson
Training a puppy is like raising a child. Every single interaction is a training opportunity. — Ian Dunbar
Pigs may not be as cuddly as kittens or puppies, but they suffer just as much. — James Cromwell
The lower animals, like man, manifestly feel pleasure and pain, happiness and misery. Happiness is never better exhibited than by young animals, such as puppies,… — Charles Darwin
Keep Hope alive, particularly if Hope is the name of a very cute puppy and not some ill-defined abstraction that is in fact code for… — Jonah Goldberg
Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy. — Charles M. Schulz
Who said you can not buy happiness, when you are thinking about puppies. — Gene Hill

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