Best Puppy Quotes
239 Puppy quotes by 197 unique authors
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When one becomes a liberal, he or she pretends to advocate tolerance, equality and peace, but hilariously, they’re doing so for purely selfish reasons. It’s…
— Greg Gutfeld
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Puppies and kids naturally go together, but it's up to the adults to teach them how to do it the right way.
— Cesar Millan
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All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy…
— Cynthia Heimel
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Dissent is morally neutral. You can correctly call yourself a dissident because you like to kick puppies, but at the end of the day, you're…
— Jonah Goldberg
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A dog does not live as long as a man and this natural law is the fount of many tears. If boy and puppy might…
— Ben Ames Williams
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It couldn't be an all-bad world, could it, not with birds who warble and call? Maybe that was the secret - to find the few…
— Shalom Auslander
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We have lived through the era when happiness was a warm puppy, and the era when happiness was a dry martini, and now we have…
— Nora Ephron
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If a picture wasn't going very well, I'd put a puppy in it.
— Norman Rockwell
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We have a puppy named Lucy... two cats... goldfish... and Louis, our lop earred rabbit.
— Julia Barr
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The fidelity of a dog is a precious gift.
— Konrad Lorenz
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Rambunctious and delinquent dogs become angelic when sitting.
— Ian Dunbar
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She was the murderous mother who cut us to the bone but left us alive, left us naked and bewildered as wrinkled newborn babies, as…
— Jesmyn Ward
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Sentimentality and nostalgia are closely related. Kissing cousins. I have no time for nostalgia, though. Nostalgics believe the past is nicer than the present. It…
— Mal Peet
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If you want to meet girls, by far the best method is to carry a baby or a puppy.
— Fred Green
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It looked something like a pen wiper and something like a piece of hearth-rug. A second and keener inspection revealed it as a Pekinese puppy.
— P.G. Wodehouse
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Elegy on the Death of a Mad Dog And in that town a dog was found, As many dogs there be, Both mongrel, puppy, whelp,…
— Oliver Goldsmith
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great.…
— Jerry Lawler
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There's no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully.
— Spencer Pratt
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Is puppy love the reason so many Americans are blind to the incompetence and waste of Republicans - who at a minimum are supposed to…
— Margaret Carlson
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Training a puppy is like raising a child. Every single interaction is a training opportunity.
— Ian Dunbar
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Pigs may not be as cuddly as kittens or puppies, but they suffer just as much.
— James Cromwell
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The lower animals, like man, manifestly feel pleasure and pain, happiness and misery. Happiness is never better exhibited than by young animals, such as puppies,…
— Charles Darwin
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Keep Hope alive, particularly if Hope is the name of a very cute puppy and not some ill-defined abstraction that is in fact code for…
— Jonah Goldberg
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Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.
— Charles M. Schulz
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Who said you can not buy happiness, when you are thinking about puppies.
— Gene Hill
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