Best Puppy Lines

239 Puppy quotes by 197 unique authors

And that reminds me, Mama! I have just intercepted another of that puppy’s floral offerings to my sister. This billet was attached to it.” (Charles) — Georgette Heyer
You must have had such a great childhood with a man like that for your father. (Delphine) Yeah. All puppy dogs and rainbows and those… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Never slam a car door. According to the Westchester elite, it's a heinous crime, as heartless as kicking a puppy. — Lisi Harrison
BTW, the roach's name is Max (courtesy of Brianna, "because of I had a puppy, I'd name him Max"). — Rachel RenÃ©e Russell
Look, I'm not a demon here. I don't eat babies or kick puppies. I just tell the truth." She shrugged. "Can I help it if… — Maggie Shayne
He looked as though I'd just run over his pet puppy (though no actual puppies were harmed in the formation of that metaphor). — Ally Carter
The thing about love is that we can't control whether we get it, but we can control whether we give it. And each feels as… — Lisa Scottoline
Puppy presents on the rug. This sucked. — Kim Harrison
Iʹve seen you too. Ozera. Crispin, right?ʺ ʺChristian,ʺ corrected Lissa. ʺRight.ʺ .... ʺSo what brings you and Christopher here?ʺ asked Blake. He finished a glass… — Richelle Mead
Bringing children into it was just low, I decided. At least heʹd left puppies out. — Richelle Mead
Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies. — Maureen Johnson
Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About: - Titanic sinking again. - Metror striking Earth and landing directly on top of world's most innocent panda. - Titanic… — Jim Benton
He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume. — Jim Benton
You look like a puppy. Like I'm jingling my keys and you're jumping by the door waiting for your walk" "Woof. — Maggie Stiefvater
Chloe? It's me." After a pause, he added, "Derek," like I could mistake that deep rumble for anyone else, like I could mistake that little… — Kelley Armstrong
Unfortunately, little darlings, there is no such thing as a simple love story.The most transitory puppy crush is complex to the extent of lying beyond… — Tom Robbins
i held it up, and tried to channel happy dog thoughts toward Cerberus- Alpo commercials, cute little puppies, fire hydrants. — Rick Riordan
Do you ever feel like running away?" "Of course... Sometimes I feel like I want to run away from everything." "I remember having that feeling… — Charles M. Schulz
Dennis looked at the puppy in the window. We both did. It was the oddest thing. Normally, puppies in pet store windows sleep or pee… — Augusten Burroughs
In Spain," indeed! He would have got no closer than the Indies if I had not showed him how to do it. Stupid puppy. — Philippa Gregory
America is dumb. It's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive. My daughter is four, my boy… — Johnny Depp
Leslie had learned two valuable things about the fae that day. They were powerful and charming -- and they ate children and puppies. — Patricia Briggs
They might be kittens," she said hopefully. "They're stalking us." "They might be shy." "I don't think it's kittens, Valkyrie." "Puppies, then? — Derek Landy
I don’t care about anything but keeping her alive. If it’s a child she wants, she can have it. She can have half a dozen… — Stephenie Meyer
You want safe? Find a nice puppy you can train to come heel. Love's supposed to be scary. Because if there's no fear, there's no… — Nora Roberts

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