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Marry Quotes by Groucho Marx
- One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!
- Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.
- Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
More Marry Quotes
- No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. — Honore de Balzac
- So I think you have to marry for the right reasons, and marry the right person. — Anne Bancroft
- I didn't go looking to marry an American, it just kinda happened like that. — Kate Beckinsale
- Never marry a man who hates his mother because he'll end up hating you. — Jill Bennett
- I'll never get married again, and I always hate to say never to anything, but I will never marry again. — Halle Berry
- As a kid, I was in love with Michael Jackson, and I just knew I was going to marry him someday. — Mary J. Blige
- That is partly why women marry - to keep up the fiction of being in the hub of things. — Elizabeth Bowen
- The girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to marry. — Brandon Boyd
- People don't have fortunes left them in that style nowadays; men have to work and women to marry for money. It's a… — Louisa May Alcott
- Second-generation Hispanics marry non-Hispanics at a higher rate than second-generation Irish or Italians. Second-generation Hispanics' English language capability rates are higher than… — Jeb Bush
- People marry for a variety of reasons and with varying results. But to marry for love is to invite inevitable tragedy. — James Branch Cabell
- What we need to affirm is that Jesus is neither a Democrat nor a Republican. Whenever we marry Jesus to a political… — Tony Campolo