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- All a girl wants is a man to treat her right, among a million other things.
- Sometimes, the only thing left to do is to let go even if it's the hardest thing to do.
- She doesn't want a man. She just wants a dude she can text all day that makes her laugh.
- Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day, but give a man an empty house and a hand mirror, and he'll…
- Give a man some 'pussy' and he'll have 'sex' for a day. Teach a man to 'jackoff' and he'll have 'sex' for a lifetime.
- Almost all serial killers are men. That's because women like to kill one man slowly over many, many years.
- Prefix: What a man does just before his wife calls the plumber. Or electrician, mechanic ...
- I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. Honest, I only meant to rough him up a bit.
- I think that a man with a helmet defending his country should make more money than a man with a helmet defending a football.
- K. is the shortest way to spell Fuck you..
- Laptop Speakers: Too quiet for music, too loud for porn.
- Solvent: A hole in the bottom of a shoe
- Armament: Hand I said, but ARMAMENT.
- Vice: Anything you enjoy that is bad for you
- Studying fungus is a way to mold young minds
- She wanted to sign up as an organ donor, but all she had was a guitar.
- Men say women should come with instructions.. what's the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?
- Being at home with loved ones all week has shown me how much I miss my miserable job.
- Ofcourse gay men dress well... They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing
- A detective on the drug detail developed seizures. He is a narcoleptic.
- As the auto mechanic said to the Scoutmaster whose car horn was broken, Beep repaired.
- Astronaut restaurant review from the moon: The food is fine but there's not much atmosphere.
- Window: What I hope to do when I go to Las Vegas
- The blonde cowboy put glue on his six-shooters so he would always stick to his guns.
- Never use wet wood in your fireplace. Always let weeping logs dry.
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