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Made Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
- President Bush has embarked on an eight-day tour of the continent. He hopes this one goes better than the other ones he's made recently. Obviously…
- And we didn't have cell phones. If you made plans to meet someone in a snow storm, and they didn't show up, you just had…
- Arbitrary rules teach kids discipline: If every rule made sense, they wouldn't be learning respect for authority, they'd be learning logic.
- I believed in global warming after Al Gore's movie made money; the market had spoken.
- My mom kind of led me toward acting. She wanted to be an actress when she was younger. That made me interested in it when…
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