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- Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president. ... This past…
- I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How do you hold…
- Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting today. I'll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage fists.
- We all deserve credit for this new surveillance state that we live in because we the people voted for the Patriot Act. Democrats and Republicans…
- Republicans and nerds have so much in common -- they both live in fantasy worlds and have no idea how to relate to women.
- I live by syllogisms: God is love. Love is blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God. I don't know what I'd believe…
- America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm…
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. — Aristotle
- Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. — Mary Kay Ash
- We live in an age of instant knowledge. And there's almost a sense of entitlement to that. — J. J. Abrams
- There live not three good men unhanged in England; and one of them is fat and grows old. — William Shakespeare
- The wise man does not expose himself needlessly to danger, since there are few things for which he cares sufficiently; but he… — Aristotle
- We must have a theme, a goal, a purpose in our lives. If you don't know where you're aiming, you don't have… — Mary Kay Ash
- Salvation means knowing the truth. We do not become anything; we are what we are. Salvation [comes] by faith and not by… — Swami Vivekananda