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• The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb. — Knute Rockne
• When you hang with a bunch of 300-pound linemen, you tend to find the places that are the greasiest and serve the… — Tom Brady
• I learned from different guys I played with, too. The key was probably three people: The good Lord, the offensive linemen I… — Earl Campbell
• Ray Lewis knifed through those offensive linemen like a sucker-punch switchblade slicing between the ribs of some inebriated trash-talking punk outside a… — Dennis Miller
• Football linemen are motivated by a more complicated, self- determining series of factors than the simple fear of humiliation in the public… — Merlin Olsen
• I can tell Tajh Boyd is scared back there. He ain't no sitting duck, but you can see in his eyes that… — Jadeveon Clowney
• I didn't say what I said to be controversial just because most people are picking the Patriots to win. I consider myself… — Warren Sapp
• I am a lineman for the county. — Glen Campbell
• You take all the offensive linemen and put them in a burlap bag, and then you take a baseball bat and beat… — Deacon Jones
• Now that I'm retired, I want to say that all defensive linemen are sissies. — Dan Fouts
• I feel like as a linebacker or a D-lineman, any cut, it's a man sport -- be a man, hit me up… — Patrick Willis
• To have that kind of ovation, that happens very seldom for a lineman. — Jerry Kramer

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