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Eddie Izzard has 99 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is,…
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The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.
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I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how it looked…
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You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the…
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you…
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!
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The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian? It's just…
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You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.
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I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for the people…
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That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is…
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
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Women are like tea bags: put them in hot water and they get stronger.
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Human beings are like tea-bags. You don't know your own strength until you get into hot water.
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Women are like tea bags.They do not know how strong they are until they get into hot water.
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No matter how much makeup I wore, people just kept saying "Yes, sir! Would you like tea with that, sir?" "Yes, I…
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People are like tea bags; you never know how strong they'll be until they're in hot water. In times of trouble, you…
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There's plenty of stuff that I don't feel dissident about: I really like tea, I don't have any problem with that. I…
— China Mieville
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I like tea and yoga, but I don't do yoga.
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In 1991 I did an interview wherein I described myself as a 'teetotal Christian,' which was an exaggeration, although I do like…
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And though the coldness I have always felt leaves me, the numbness doesn't and probably never will. this relationship will probably lead…
— Bret Easton Ellis
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It's still National Library Week. You should be especially nice to a librarian today, or tomorrow. Sometime this week, anyway. Probably the…
— Neil Gaiman
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Our life's without confrontation is like tea without sugar. So, Good Look For Good Life.
— Unknown Author
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