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Dennis Miller has 151 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
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And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this…
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins…
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My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible…
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Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get to know…
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Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'...…
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In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you…
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There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
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And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than…
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I rant, therefore I am
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After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms .…
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Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have…
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Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.
— Josh Billings
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I feel like money makes you more of who you already are.
— Sara Blakely
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Don't cling to fame. You're just borrowing it. It's like money. You're going to die, and somebody else is going to get…
— Sonny Bono
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Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
— Samuel Butler
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I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.
— Joe E. Lewis
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Niggas wit no money act like money isn't everything.
— Drake
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Lives, like money, are spent. What are you buying with yours?
— Roy H. Williams
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Nature has lent us life at interest, like money, and has fixed no day for its payment.
— Marcus Tullius Cicero
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Weapons are like money; no one knows the meaning of enough.
— Martin Amis
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Time, like money, is measured by our needs.
— George Eliot
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There's is not enough money in Hollywood to lure me into making another picture with Joan Crawford. And I like money.
— Sterling Hayden
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Knowledge is like money, the more a man gits the more he hankers for.
— Josh Billings
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