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- The first two pictures I did, I played a young student in prep school. When I did Lifeguard, everyone was saying, You're… — Parker Stevenson
- Happiness is seeing the muscular lifeguard all the girls were admiring leave the beach hand in hand with another muscular lifeguard. — Johnny Carson
- The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard. — David Gerrold
- If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning. — Simon Cowell
- The year most of my high school friends and I got our driver's permits, the coolest thing one could do was stand… — Sloane Crosley
- My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. — Henny Youngman
- pools of blood are not recreational even lifeguards drown when the undertow breaks bread with the underbelly demons disguised as sharks have… — Saul Williams
- As long as a population can be induced to believe in a supernatural hereafter, it can be oppressed and controlled. People will… — Tom Robbins
- From fifth grade on, I worked at our public library. The pay, a pittance, was almost superfluous. All through high school, I… — Julia Glass
- I was a lifeguard, camp counselor, the president of the YMCA Leaders Corps. I also took piano lessons. I was a dancer. — Chirlane McCray
- Its idea of ''production value'' is spending a million dollars dressing up a story that any good writer would throw away. Its… — Raymond Chandler
- A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could ask for a better rebound! — Blair Waldorf