Lifeguard Quotes

17 quotes by 16 authors

The first two pictures I did, I played a young student in prep school. When I did Lifeguard, everyone was saying, You're so Southern California.… — Parker Stevenson
Happiness is seeing the muscular lifeguard all the girls were admiring leave the beach hand in hand with another muscular lifeguard. — Johnny Carson
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard. — David Gerrold
If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning. — Simon Cowell
The year most of my high school friends and I got our driver's permits, the coolest thing one could do was stand outside after school… — Sloane Crosley
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. — Henny Youngman
pools of blood are not recreational even lifeguards drown when the undertow breaks bread with the underbelly demons disguised as sharks have not put enough… — Saul Williams
As long as a population can be induced to believe in a supernatural hereafter, it can be oppressed and controlled. People will put up with… — Tom Robbins
From fifth grade on, I worked at our public library. The pay, a pittance, was almost superfluous. All through high school, I looked forward to… — Julia Glass
I was a lifeguard, camp counselor, the president of the YMCA Leaders Corps. I also took piano lessons. I was a dancer. — Chirlane McCray
Its idea of ''production value'' is spending a million dollars dressing up a story that any good writer would throw away. Its vision of the… — Raymond Chandler
A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could ask for a better rebound! — Blair Waldorf
Blair Waldorf: A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could ask for a better rebound! — Gossip Girl
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. — Nikhil Saluja
My lifeguard walks on water. — Nishan Panwar
She became a lifeguard at the beach and kept the buoys in line. — Nikhil Saluja
Drowning is the only thing I do when I'm around you, please become a LifeGuard. — Marie Davis

Who Wrote These Lifeguard Quotes

16 authors contributed a total of 17 Lifeguard Quotes as follows: