"Happiness is seeing the muscular lifeguard all the……" — Johnny Carson
"Happiness is seeing the muscular lifeguard all the girls were admiring leave the beach hand in hand with another muscular lifeguard."
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55 Quotes by Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson has 55 quotes on this site.
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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have…
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the…
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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
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Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you…
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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
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To be compared to Will Smith is probably one of the coolest things because that's who I came up admiring.
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Those who talk of the bible as a monument of English prose are merely admiring it as a monument over…
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In every man there is a hidden child which is called the urge to create and he prefers as play…
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No person loving or admiring himself is alone.
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The 'chess machine', by which admiring title he had been known, revealed the great drawback of a machine: it had…
— Max Euwe
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In the spangled sky, the rainbow, the woodland hung with diamonds, the sward sown with pearly dew, the rosy dawn,…
— Thomas Guthrie
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Add to this the pride of achievement; the desire to rank among the successful souls on earth, and we have…
— Lewis Howard Latimer
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We must open our eyes to admire God who hides and at the same time reveals himself in things and…
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I join cordially in admiring and revering the Constitution of the United States, the result of the collected wisdom of…
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What Artistic and Scientific Experience Have in Common - Where the world ceases to be the scene of our personal…
— Albert Einstein
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In romance, I can’t stand this scenario: A woman is awakened to find a strange man in her bedroom—and then…
— Kristin Nelson
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