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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
— Erma Bombeck
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Is it better to have had a good thing and lost it, or never to have had it?
— Charles Dickens
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Nobody can hurt me without my permission.
— Mahatma Gandhi
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But I have been too deeply hurt, Sam. I tried to save the Shire, and it has been saved, but not for…
— J.R.R. Tolkien
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I DON'T CARE!" Harry yelled at them, snatching up a lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH, I'VE SEEN…
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected.
— Nicholas Sparks
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It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib…
— Richelle Mead
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To hurt is as human as to breathe.
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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Because even the smallest of words can be the ones to hurt you, or save you.
— Natsuki Takaya
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I have learned now that while those who speak about one's miseries usually hurt, those who keep silence hurt more.
— C.S. Lewis
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Do you know the feeling, when your heart is so hurt, that you could feel the blood dripping?
— Lady Gaga
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Did I really want to stay on this road longer, knowing it was only going to end in devastation?
— Becca Fitzpatrick
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