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Life Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- And my daughter said, 'Why are you yelling at us?' and I said, 'I'm trying to discipline you!' And then she looked up at me…
- And we didn't have cell phones. If you made plans to meet someone in a snow storm, and they didn't show up, you just had…
- Don't be bitter. Everybody suffers. If you can accept your suffering then you will understand other people better. Be grateful for pain. Love life.
- And when those bombs went off, there were runners who, after finishing a marathon, kept running for another two miles to the hospital to donate…
- Ignorance is bliss-Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions.
- Take it from me, there's nothing like a job well done. Except the quiet enveloping darkness at the bottom of a bottle of Jim Beam…
- NASA scientists have discovered a new form of life, unfortunately, it won't date them either.
- Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway.
- Sorry, but retirement offends me. You don’t just stop fighting in the middle of a war because your legs hurt. So why do you get…
- Life is chaotic and unpredictable. If a butterfly flaps its wings in one part of the world, it could cause people at the opposite end…
- Life is an improvisation. You have no idea what's going to happen next and you are mostly just making things up as you go along.
More Life Quotes
- Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. — Hannah Arendt
- Culture relates to objects and is a phenomenon of the world; entertainment relates to people and is a phenomenon of life. — Hannah Arendt
- We have almost succeeded in leveling all human activities to the common denominator of securing the necessities of life and providing for… — Hannah Arendt
- I do think the heart can balance out the mind, if your heart is in a good place it can give you… — Alexis Arguello
- I find that it's hard to fully examine one's life and not have faith be part of the discussion. — J. J. Abrams
- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies. — Aristotle