Laughing Quotes

4223 Laughing quotes by 2436 unique authors

The best way to neutralise fear is by laughing. You can see the dynamics of this in action when people watch a horror movie. You'll… — Dean Frazer
Heard ten thousand whispering and nobody listening. Heard one person starve, I heard many people laughing. Heard the song of a poet who died in… — Bob Dylan
To laugh often and much ... this is to have succeeded. Probably not from Emerson: here's the full quotation and the story. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
It's almost like he's started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don't know why, but there's just something about… — Dana Carvey
I walk up a dune to a beach and look out to sea, but it's 100km away. The ships lie askew in their dry beds,… — A. A. Gill
The birds laugh loud and long together When Fashion's followers speed away At the first cool breath of autumn weather. Why, this is the time,… — Ella Wheeler Wilcox
One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was a real line that went around the… — Jack Handey
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have… — Jack Handey
It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny… — Jack Handey
Despair is like a cable that is buried just under the surface of the ground. You pull it up and pull it up, but that… — Jack Handey
People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is,… — Jack Handey
Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit, but we won't laugh at a man just walking down the… — Jack Handey
I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown, and how the children would laugh and laugh at me. I… — Jack Handey
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. — Jack Handey
Here's a suggestion for a new animal, if some new ones get created or evolve: something that stings you, then laughs at you. — Jack Handey
I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves. — Jack Handey
Laugh, clown, laugh. This is what I tell myself whenever I dress up like Bozo. — Jack Handey
If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something. — Jack Handey
If you want to be the popular one at a party, here's a good thing to do: Go up to some people who are talking… — Jack Handey
Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards, and we will go to great lengths to prove it. Experiments… — Garrison Keillor
Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright; The band is playing somewhere; and somewhere hearts are light; And somewhere men are… — Ernest Lawrence
Things are changed by a faith that defies obstacles and laughs at impossibilities. — Nicky Gumbel
One day when a linesman starts to laugh I swear I will hit the guy over the head with my racket. I think it will… — Ilie Nastase
Consider the public. Never fear it nor despise it. Coax it, charm it, interest it, stimulate it, shock it now and then if you must,… — Noel Coward
In London, theatregoers expect to laugh; in Paris, they wait grimly for proof that they should. — Unknown Author

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