Laughing Quotes

4223 Laughing quotes by 2436 unique authors

I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often. — Jeanne Calment
It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. — Frank Carson
One does not laugh because one is happy; one is happy because one laughs. — Mireille Guiliano
The autumn wind is a Raider, / Pillaging just for fun; / He'll knock you around, / And upside down, / And laugh when he's… — Steve Sabol
Alphabet Juice is the book Roy Blount was born to write, which considering his prodigious talent, is saying a lot. Did you know that the… — Cathleen Schine
You don't know what it is to live and laugh and love and run a man through! You've never tasted salty air on your tongue… — Gideon Defoe
Pleasure and pain, though directly opposite, are yet so contrived by nature as to be constant companions; and it is a fact that the same… — Pierre Charron
One loses many laughs by not laughing at oneself. — Mary Engelbreit
Look at Scottish guys wearing kilts - you could look at them and laugh, but the way they carry themselves, how can you? You can… — Andre Benjamin
MC is a funny girl and always makes me laugh no matter what. I love her! — Missy Elliot
We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a smile to be wider than the distance between our eyes. — Malcolm De Chazal
It’s really hard to hate someone for being different when you’re too busy laughing together. — George Takei
Good grief. If we can’t laugh at ourselves, and at one another, in good spirit and without malice, then what fun can be left? If… — George Takei
Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand that the more… — Brian P. Cleary
For me the moment of death will be a moment of jubilation, not of fear. I cried when I was born and I shall die… — Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj
Yes, I know, shaming, isn't it? I always say you can take the girl out of the 80s, but you can't take the 80s out… — Louise Mensch
Laughing doesn't make bad things worse any more than crying makes them better. It doesn't mean you don't care, or that you've forgotten. It just… — Ransom Riggs
Think for yourself, and believe in yourself. Keep your skeptical antennae tuned in and in good working order at all times. We are free to… — Dennis McKenna
Good Luck Chuck, a comedy starring Dane Cook and Jessica Alba, opened today, and critics are saying it has all the belly laughs you’ve come… — Chelsea Handler
When people would ask me what I’m addicted to, I always said ‘music.’ And while they’d laugh it off like it’s a cliché, I’m actually… — Blake Lewis
Art must always remain earnest... Art must be serious, no sarcasm, comedy. One does not laugh at a loved one. — Arshile Gorky
Dad made me laugh a lot. He was a real comedian. He had a real sarcastic sense of humour, he could really make a fool… — Julian Lennon
My tears cure cancer too, it's just that I laugh at cancer patients. — Zach Braff
I have always thought it was a terrible shame that the women's movement didn't realise how much easier it was to reach people by making… — Nora Ephron
We can consciously end our life almost anytime we choose. This ability is an endowment, like laughing and blushing, given to no other animal... in… — Peter McWilliams

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