Laughing Quotes

4223 Laughing quotes by 2436 unique authors

I never worry about looking cool in front of a guy. I have never been a self-conscious girl. Goofing around is part of being comfortable… — Ashlee Simpson
Oh, Mona, we're all damned fools! Some of us just have more fun with it than others. Loosen up, dear! Don't be so afraid to… — Armistead Maupin
You find out that the universe is a system that creeps up on itself and says 'Boo' and then laughs at itself for jumping. — Alan Watts
One must keep a few smiles aside to laugh at oneself on joyless days. — Unknown Author
The best photographers are super nice people and that its not a coincidence. Great photographers genuinely like people, and people can feel that. That's what… — Sergio Leone
We were not foolish enough to try to make a currency [backed by] gold of which we had none, but for every mark that was… — Adolf Hitler
If I lived in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That was if some… — Jack Handey
They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now. — Bob Monkhouse
When I was younger I feared the dark, wondering what evil was watching me. Now it's different, for now it's a game of sneaking the… — Stefanie Schneider
When people talk to me about picture hunters, I very quietly laugh. I'm not a hunter of pictures, I'm a fisher of pictures. — Robert Doisneau
A man's greatest fear from a woman is that she will laugh at him; a woman's fear is that a man will kill her. — Margaret Drabble
I like girls that have a nice smile and nice eyes. I want to date a girl who understands my busy schedule and that I… — Austin Mahone
To be honest, I know this probably sounds corny or whatever because I'm a musician, but listening to music really helps me relax and calm… — Austin Mahone
Laughter... is like a hurricane: once it reaches a certain point, it becomes self-feeding, self-supporting. You laugh not because the jokes are funny but because… — Stephen King
I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who didn't get any… — David Sedaris
Gordon Ramsay makes me laugh because he knows that I'm not a chef. — Nigella Lawson
Laugh every chance you get. Laughter is sure to break the bonds of negativity that may be lurking about. — James Van Praagh
Do you, good people, believe that Adam and Eve were created in the Garden of Eden and that they were forbidden to eat from the… — Clarence Darrow
Being able to laugh is sexy in a man or woman. — Rachel Stevens
The things you're crying about today, you might be laughing about in ten years ... and then again ... maybe not. — Mark Lowry
If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute -- Ive got to… — Ken Dodd
Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in dead trouble! — Ken Dodd
Laughter is the greatest music in the world and audiences come to my shows to escape the cares of life. They don't want to be… — Ken Dodd
Laughter opens your heart and soothes your soul. No one should ever take life so seriously that they forget to laugh at themselves. — Robin Sharma
To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, its the best job in… — Ronnie Barker

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