Last Week Quotes
176 Last Week quotes by 154 unique authors
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Let The Rock understand this, he beats your ass in cage match last week and now your the number 1 contender? Well The Rock knows…
— Dwayne Johnson
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I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke…
— Les Dawson
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I have run two Olympic 'A' standard times over the past 12 months and with the time I ran at the African Championships last week…
— Oscar Pistorius
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Last week I did a piece for Style on advice to Laura Bush about how to help her husband. This week it's religion. It just…
— Sally Quinn
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There was an inquiry just last week about the new Bette Midler show, and I just didn't want to do that.
— Robert Urich
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Until he announced his immigration policy last week, Obama had the support of most Hispanic voters - but not the enthusiasm they had shown for…
— Mara Liasson
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For me, a good friend is someone you might only see once or twice a year but each time it feels as though you've just…
— James Herbert
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Canada, as you know, is a major important nation boasting a sophisticated, cosmopolitan culture that was tragically destroyed last week by beavers.
— Dave Barry
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The game of golf doesn't come rushing back to you. Last week I made a couple of fundamental mistakes that I probably wouldn't have made…
— Greg Norman
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People do not connect with what happened last week, let alone what happened 20 years ago.
— Avery Brooks
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People go to restaurants for so many different reasons. To court a girl, to make some deal. Maybe to talk to some lawyer about how…
— Gay Talese
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Training hasn't been consistent for the last week or so which was a bit annoying, but going into the competition I just had to get…
— Tom Daley
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Only in the last week, South Carolina announced that it is seeking to become the U. S. center for hydrogen fuel cells, and BMW revealed…
— Virgil Goode
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The farmers can be thankful. Didn't the Farm Board decide in Washington last week that they could have cheaper interest? All the farmers have to…
— Will Rogers
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Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate.
— Ann Coulter
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The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I saw her there and I said, 'Mother,…
— Les Dawson
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The way prices are rising, the good old days are last week.
— Les Dawson
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Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
— W.C. Fields
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I think he was absolutely right not to go to UN last week... First things first - that is, values and people here in their…
— Patricia Hewitt
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Watching President Obama apologize last week for America's arrogance - before a French audience that owes its freedom to the sacrifices of Americans - helped…
— Rick Santorum
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The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.
— Yakov Smirnoff
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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
— Woody Allen
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Franny has the measles, for one thing. Incidentally, did you hear her last week? She went on at beautiful length about how she used to…
— J D Salinger
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Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.
— Steven Wright
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I might have known,” said Eeyore. “After all, one can’t complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. And was it last…
— A A Milne
Who Wrote These Last Week Quotes
154 authors contributed a total of 176 Last Week Quotes, led by these top contributors: