Last Week Quotes

176 Last Week quotes by 154 unique authors

Let The Rock understand this, he beats your ass in cage match last week and now your the number 1 contender? Well The Rock knows… — Dwayne Johnson
I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke… — Les Dawson
I have run two Olympic 'A' standard times over the past 12 months and with the time I ran at the African Championships last week… — Oscar Pistorius
Last week I did a piece for Style on advice to Laura Bush about how to help her husband. This week it's religion. It just… — Sally Quinn
There was an inquiry just last week about the new Bette Midler show, and I just didn't want to do that. — Robert Urich
Until he announced his immigration policy last week, Obama had the support of most Hispanic voters - but not the enthusiasm they had shown for… — Mara Liasson
For me, a good friend is someone you might only see once or twice a year but each time it feels as though you've just… — James Herbert
Canada, as you know, is a major important nation boasting a sophisticated, cosmopolitan culture that was tragically destroyed last week by beavers. — Dave Barry
The game of golf doesn't come rushing back to you. Last week I made a couple of fundamental mistakes that I probably wouldn't have made… — Greg Norman
People do not connect with what happened last week, let alone what happened 20 years ago. — Avery Brooks
People go to restaurants for so many different reasons. To court a girl, to make some deal. Maybe to talk to some lawyer about how… — Gay Talese
Training hasn't been consistent for the last week or so which was a bit annoying, but going into the competition I just had to get… — Tom Daley
Only in the last week, South Carolina announced that it is seeking to become the U. S. center for hydrogen fuel cells, and BMW revealed… — Virgil Goode
The farmers can be thankful. Didn't the Farm Board decide in Washington last week that they could have cheaper interest? All the farmers have to… — Will Rogers
Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate. — Ann Coulter
The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I saw her there and I said, 'Mother,… — Les Dawson
The way prices are rising, the good old days are last week. — Les Dawson
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed. — W.C. Fields
I think he was absolutely right not to go to UN last week... First things first - that is, values and people here in their… — Patricia Hewitt
Watching President Obama apologize last week for America's arrogance - before a French audience that owes its freedom to the sacrifices of Americans - helped… — Rick Santorum
The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in. — Yakov Smirnoff
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? — Woody Allen
Franny has the measles, for one thing. Incidentally, did you hear her last week? She went on at beautiful length about how she used to… — J D Salinger
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. — Steven Wright
I might have known,” said Eeyore. “After all, one can’t complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. And was it last… — A A Milne

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