Last Week Quotes

176 Last Week quotes by 154 unique authors

For some reason, on that sparkling afternoon last week, I actually saw the coal that was passing by and it set me to thinking how… — Nick Clooney
Last week I was listening to a podcast on Hanselminutes, with Robert Martin talking about the SOLID principles … they all sounded to me like… — Joel Spolsky
Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron. — Andy Borowitz
Art in its execution and direction is dependent on the time in which it lives, and artists are creatures of their epoch. The highest art… — Richard Huelsenbeck
Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed... into my mouth. — Louis C. K.
I said last week that the number on Jean's back does not matter. He stays effective as a runner, decision-maker and leader. — Unknown Author
But there's a fourth interpretation: Obama can't leave his comfort zone. No president since Woodrow Wilson has been as enamored of abstract ideas or more… — Jonah Goldberg
The newspaper is under fire for refusing to kowtow to left-wing word police and militant propagandists who demand unfettered illegal immigration. Last week, in the… — Michelle Malkin
He's sort of caught everybody on the hot, really, and good luck to him. He tried it last week as an experiment and it certainly… — Colin Montgomerie
My opinion of the Russians has changed most drastically in the last week than even (sic) the two-and-a-half years before that. It's only now dawning… — Jimmy Carter
It is a mystery, and to tell the truth, I am intrigued by mysteries even if this is to be my last week of enjoying… — Dan Simmons
And it was only released in London last week, so when I go back to England Monday or whatever, I am expecting heaps of adulation.… — David Thewlis
I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room… — Rodney Dangerfield
I wish I had time to explain everything I did. Almost everything was done with an eye on the GLBT movement...last week I got a… — Harvey Milk
Zeroes are important. A million seconds ago was last week. A billion seconds ago, Richard Nixon resigned the presidency. A trillion seconds ago was 30,000… — Denis Hayes
I had an ASU student looking for it in my shop last week, and he defined the Bacchants for me as 'those drunk chicks who… — Kevin Hearne
Only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone and hospitalized a brick. — Muhammad Ali
You must master the habit of procrastination and eliminate it from your wake-up. This habit of putting off until tomorrow that which you should have… — Napoleon Hill
There is some good news for John McCain. According to the latest polls, which came out today, John McCain has started to open up a… — Conan O'Brien
I got strep throat last week and finished my antibiotics on the Wednesday before coming here, so yesterday was my first day off antibiotics. They… — Gabrielle Daleman
The irony of the Supreme Court hearing on these cases last week and of the outright hostility that the Court has displayed against religion in… — Cliff Stearns
Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I'll be damned if Rick Perry didn't take me up on that. — Bill Maher
For honest insight into who you are, don't ask yourself what your priorities are for next week. Ask what your priorities were last week. — Robert Reed
Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish… — Mark Twain
Never let failure discourage you. Every time you get to the base of a mountain (literal or metaphorical), you're presented with a new opportunity to… — Alison Levine

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