Last Week Quotes

176 Last Week quotes by 154 unique authors

As I stood and gave the eulogy for young Michael Brown last week, I kept thinking about the fact that this child should have been… — Al Sharpton
Just last week, I was successful in passing two bi-partisan amendments through the House of Representatives that aim to address the even larger problem of… — Mark Kennedy
The very quick and high sales of the book caught us off guard, but fortunately we got the second edition from the printers at the… — Hansie Cronje
I won a great giant slalom in Japan last week, and it gave me momentum for this final part of the season. — Hermann Maier
On my job I end up jumping out of planes. Last week I got in an 18-wheeler and drove down a runway onto a skid… — Rick Mercer
Do I think I can take 20 carries now? Well, I think finally last week and this is week was probably the first time I… — Shaun Alexander
Have you ever watched someone become American? Last week, at a national citizenship conference I organize, thirty immigrants from 17 countries swore an oath and… — Eric Liu
Of all the fictions we heard last week in Tampa, the one I find most troubling is this: If we all just go our own… — Julian Castro
I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. — Henry Youngman
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now… — Mark Twain
Tayy, omg there are so many things I wanna say right now, but only 1,000 characters to do it, lol:) So....You are AMAZING like, idk… — Rachel
This week or last last week, I don't really care about it anymore. I write myself this later, I tell myself you let me go. — Superman
A poor person is one who usually remembers what he had eaten the same day last week. — Vikrant Parsai
Football game day last week.... — Unknown Author
I went to an emotional wedding last week. Even the cake was in tiers! — Green Monk
I really enjoyed every minute of it. I mean, I've learned so much in the last week, I mean, just the way to play a… — Daniela Hantuchova
And indeed, last week, the FBI executed a search warrant on my residence. This happened one day after my attorneys had left a message on… — Steven Hatfill
Many critics of the Palestinians, especially those in Congress, think the current calm is merely the eye of the storm. That's why the House of… — Suzanne Fields
I haven't heard from Bobby since May when we had our conversation, but then this thing broke last week, where they arrested him, and we… — Tommy Bond
A very considerable body of the German people live in America and propose to fight that Government. Bourke in his great speech last week welcoming… — Shane Leslie
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday. — Steven Wright
I have ballet class every other day for two hours. And for Six Feet Under, last week there was a sequence where I had to… — Michelle Trachtenberg
Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made… — Mitch Hedberg
Im not looking to blame anyone except myself. I have learned in the last week that this thing is real, and it doesnt discriminate. It… — Eazy-E
Hey nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga...You know that shit I sold you last week...It's nothin nigga it's nothin, it's nothin...This shit here nigga, this shit here… — Katt Williams

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