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Last Quotes by Woody Allen
- My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
- The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
- The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.
- Let's say there was a burning building and you could rush in and you could save only one thing: either the last known copy of…
- How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
- The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.
- Our love, our love will last forever. It's forever but it just doesn't work. That's why it will always be romantic because it can not…
- The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.
- My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
More Last Quotes
- The defiance of established authority, religious and secular, social and political, as a world-wide phenomenon may well one day be accounted the… — Hannah Arendt
- Thou wilt find rest from vain fancies if thou doest every act in life as though it were thy last. — Aristotle
- Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside… — Lance Armstrong
- Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. — Isaac Asimov
- Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that… — Brooks Atkinson
- When I was doing Bean more than I've done him in the last few years, I did strange things - like appearing… — Rowan Atkinson
- The last four or five hundred years of European contact with Africa produced a body of literature that presented Africa in a… — Chinua Achebe
- Do every act of your life as if it were your last. — Marcus Aurelius
- Be content with what you are, and wish not change; nor dread your last day, nor long for it. — Marcus Aurelius
- And thou wilt give thyself relief, if thou doest every act of thy life as if it were the last. — Marcus Aurelius
- India of the ages is not dead nor has she spoken her last creative word; she lives and has still something to… — Sri Aurobindo
- I'm an independent. I'm a centrist. A new generation is arriving that has grown up with a multiplicity of choice in every… — John Avlon