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- Let's share this pizza and pretend we won't rip each other's head for the last slice.
- I tried starting a career in Porn but it didn't last. That shit is some stiff competition.
- Meanwhile last night on facebook another girl got engaged, must unfriend her now.
- If I had a time machine, I would just go back to the last time I ate pizza.
- In case you're wondering, last night I had a dream that my penis got chronically depressed and decided to commit suicide.
- My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night. So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from…
- In their last moments, people show you who they really are
- You can always win an argument with a lady during your last few minutes of your life by telling her that she's fat.
- Had a weird dream last night that I murdered 4 people who unfollowed me on twitter. But woke up relieved to find it's still just…
- LOVE, The last and most serious of the childhood diseases;
- LOVE, What makes marriage possible -- habit makes it last;
- LOVE, A strange feeling that comes over a man -- when he keeps wanting to call a girl by his last name;
- STERILISE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
- I have always considered myself an expert on women's liberation . In the last fifteen years ,I have given two their freedom myself.
- When you have a bunch of cash in your wallet, you'll buy anything. But the last 10$ can last an entire week..
- Alex Rodriguez never gets clutch hits in October, yet his fans insist on comparing him to Babe Ruth. So A-Rod tries to get as close…
- Not to brag but its women who always say 'SORRY' to me Like this women in bar last night said: SORRY Asshole, I don't wanna…
- Let love comes to you, be patient. In fairy tales they don't find each other until the last page.
- A man hit me once. I was the last baby he ever delivered.
- If Men Got Pregnant: Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay
- Watched a movie with my wife last night, I was on the edge of my seat. Fat bitch.
- Do you know what's to blame for the population boom over the last 40 years? Fucking women who can't swallow.
- Last night, my wife asked if I could make a dinner for a change. I'm glad she has such a good sense of humor!
- If it weren't for the last minute, a lot of things wouldn't get done.
- If God Was A Woman.... Sex would last longer than 30 seconds
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