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Know Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they…
- One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are…
- Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I…
- Some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love -…
- As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am.
- Know the difference between success and fame. Success is Mother Teresa. Fame is Madonna.
- Mothers are not the nameless, faceless stereotypes who appear once a year on a greeting card with their virtues set to prose, but women who…
- I don't know when pepper mills in a restaurant got to be right behind frankincense and myrrh in prominence. It used to be in a…
- With boys, you always know where you stand. Right in the path of a hurricane.
- Motherhood isn't just a series of contractions; it's a state of mind. From the moment we know life is inside us, we feel a responsibility…
- I was trampled to death by a man who believed his luggage would be the first piece off. If he were an experienced traveler, he…
- Maybe you know why a child can reject a hot dog with mustard served on a soft bun at home, yet eat six of them…
- My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, 'But that's happened to ME! I know just what she's…
- I don't know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet-tissue spindle giving 1-2-3 directions for replacing the tissue on it.…
- We've got a generation now who were born with semiequality. They don't know how it was before, so they think, this isn't too bad. We're…
- A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
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- I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself. — Pietro Aretino
- I'd take precision any day over power; as far as being tactical you know you have to see what's going on in… — Alexis Arguello
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I know how the American people care for that democratic principle. They want to see their vote respected. As we in Haiti… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach. — Aristotle
- My mother is the coolest, most amazing person I know. — J. J. Abrams
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