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Keep Him Quotes by Phyllis Diller
- Your husband is lazy if coffee doesn't keep him awake - even when it's hot and being spilled on him.
More Keep Him Quotes
- A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins,… — Samuel Butler
- Nothing can be more abhorrent to democracy than to imprison a person or keep him in prison because he is unpopular. This… — Winston Churchill
- A man's conscience, like a warning line on the highway, tells him what he shouldn't do - but it does not keep… — Frank A. Clark
- He had an uncommon fondness for cats. As an old man summering in New Hampshire, Twain even rented kittens from a nearby… — Mark Twain
- You can t, in sound morals, condemn a man for taking care of his own integrity. It is his clear duty. And… — Joseph Conrad
- An infinite God ought to be able to protect himself, without going in partnership with State Legislatures. Certainly he ought not so… — Robert Green Ingersoll
- Work cure is the best of all psychotherapy, in my opinion.... As well might we expect a patient to recover without food… — Richard Clarke Cabot
- We cannot afford to differ on the question of honesty if we expect our republic permanently to endure. Honesty is not so… — Theodore Roosevelt