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Keep Quotes by Phyllis Diller
- Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn't do this I sent the kids off with umbrellas for…
- Your husband is lazy if coffee doesn't keep him awake - even when it's hot and being spilled on him.
- Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.
- The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.
- The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
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- The best advice I ever got was that knowledge is power and to keep reading. — David Bailey
- Meditation means: remain as relaxed as you are in deep sleep and yet alert. Keep awareness there; let thoughts disappear but awareness… — Rajneesh