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Keep Quotes by Groucho Marx
- I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.
- If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay…
- Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself
- In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
- The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
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