"In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw……" — Groucho Marx
"In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom."
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287 Quotes by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx has 287 quotes on this site.
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Home is where you hang your head.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like…
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Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
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Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy…
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and…
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I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the…
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More Bouquets Quotes
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one of 69 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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A woman should be like a single flower, not a whole bouquet.
— Anna Held
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The fascinating necessarily tends to call a certain attention to itself; the interesting need not. An evening spent with a…
— Louis Kronenberger
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A large, still book is a piece of quietness, succulent and nourishing in a noisy world, which I approach and…
— Holbrook Jackson
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...stories about [the German composer Johannes] Brahms's rudeness and wit amused me in particular. For instance, I loved the one…
— Arthur Rubinstein
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I loved downers, almost any kind. Loved the colors of them. Loved them yellow... I did. I would just have…
— Rosemary Clooney
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A man in love will jump to pick up a glove or a bouquet for a silly girl of sixteen,…
— Elizabeth Cady Stanton
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No one flower can ever symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet....
— William Safire
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Among gardeners, enthusiasm and experience rarely exist in equal measures. The beginner dreams of home-grown bouquets and baskets of ripe…
— Roger Swain
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The greatest act of love was to make a tape for someone. It was the only way we could share…
— Lavinia Greenlaw
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The practice of kindness is the daily, friendly, homely caring form of love. It is both humble-a schoolboy bringing his…
— Dawna Markova
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Miss Marilyn Monroe calls to mind the bouquet of a fireworks display, eliciting from her awed spectators an open-mouthed chorus…
— Cecil Beaton
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Even the disappointing diffusion of a sheer curtain can suggest the most colorful bouquet of unspeakable secrets.
— Chris Ware
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