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Jokes Quotes by Seth MacFarlane
- Everybody in my family had a real sick, twisted sense of humor. Most of the jokes we make in our house, we would just never…
- Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
- When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.
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