Seth MacFarlane Quotes

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• I don't smoke much pot anymore.
• Every woman's innate ability to let anything go.
• I do not believe in God. I'm an atheist. I consider myself a critical thinker, and it fascinates me that in the 21st century most…
• The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.
• The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
• Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy.
• The success of The Simpsons really opened doors. It showed that if you were working in animation you didn't necessarily have to be working in…
• I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.
• What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.
• Evolution doesn't care whether you believe in it or not, no more than gravity does. I want to rekindle excitement over what we've achieved as…
• I have a car that I like - an Aston Martin - for Sunday drives in the country.
• I was about two years old when I first started drawing recognizable characters.
• Obviously I'm a big fan of 'South Park', but it gets tiring at times when there's so much of it.
• The average person has eight different jobs over the course of their lifetime. You get a little antsy doing the same thing.
• I'm big on the importance of science, particularly right now at this point in time when there's sort of a systematic rejection of science by…
• We never really tried to shock for shock's sake on 'Family Guy'. If something was horribly offensive and shocking, we would put it in if…
• There are times when I'm under the weather and the corporate machine tries to put me in the recording booth anyway. It's always up to…
• Everybody in my family had a real sick, twisted sense of humor. Most of the jokes we make in our house, we would just never…
• Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.
• I did a lot of theater when I was in high school and college. I also did stand-up in college, so it was always part…

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