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- Monkey see monkey do monkey sees you!!!!!
- Monkey will be monkeys little monkeys but if you take their banana they going take yours
- You say your back right so I say I'm front
- Let face the facts A) Dogs are mans best friend B) Food is dog best friend so until you go food you got nothing
- Where did mutt become a insult...from mudblood in harry potter since all it means is mix breed so you should walk up to a mix…
- Don't you love it when you're busy all you want to do is rest butttttttttttttt when your relaxing all you want to do is something
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- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- If I can't face my accusers, that's a joke. We did that in medieval times. — Lance Armstrong
- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very… — Jensen Ackles
- As the old joke goes, I have all the sins together. I am a woman, a Socialist, separated and agnostic. — Michelle Bachelet
- The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. — Ronnie Barker
- I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think; there's the truth.' I try to think of… — Roseanne Barr