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Jokes Quotes by Kathy Griffin
- I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.
- I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.
- So many people have no sense of humor, whatsoever! Everyone knows that it is my job to tell the jokes, that's what I do...so if…
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