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Jokes Quotes by David Cross
- You can't just yell jokes at people.
- I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original…
- I'm going to keep talking about what I think is interesting for my entire career. If you want to hear about how women do a…
- In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're…
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