David Cross Quotes

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• You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.
• Ive got a lot of friends there and there is stuff to do but as much as I dislike LA I really like living and…
• I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
• I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.
• I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.
• I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those…
• I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in…
• It's a lot of anti-gay, racist humor—which people like in America—all couched in 'I'm telling it like it is.' He's in the right place at…
• Back when the Bible was written, then edited, then rewritten, then rewritten, then re-edited, then translated from dead languages, then re-translated, then edited, then rewritten,…
• I was born Jewish, but I am an atheist. I dont believe in God.
• I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years.
• My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.
• What happened to our friendship? I really think it's our obligation as friends to be brutally honest and be frank with them and say, 'Look,…
• You can't just yell jokes at people.
• I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original…
• I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.
• Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to…
• There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most…
• We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one…
• I have no hesitation doing children's movies. Zero. And I don't even have kids.

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