"What happened to our friendship? I really think……" — David Cross
"What happened to our friendship? I really think it's our obligation as friends to be brutally honest and be frank with them and say, 'Look, I'm sorry, but your baby is fking boring.'"
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37 Quotes by David Cross
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You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.
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I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
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I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.
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I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.
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I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause,…
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It's a lot of anti-gay, racist humor—which people like in America—all couched in 'I'm telling it like it is.' He's…
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Back when the Bible was written, then edited, then rewritten, then rewritten, then re-edited, then translated from dead languages, then…
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I was born Jewish, but I am an atheist. I dont believe in God.
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I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years.
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My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.
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