Your Baby Quotes

108 quotes by 86 authors

Mama, you taught me to do the right things / So now you have to let your baby fly / You've given me everything that… — Carrie Underwood
Don't listen to anyone's advice. Listen to your baby ... There are so many books, doctors, and well-meaning friends and family. We like to say,… — Mayim Bialik
People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more moist. Between your… — Paul Reiser
And I met your baby moms last night. We took a picture together, I hope she frames it. And I was drinking at the Palms… — Drake
You know how as a kid you picture yourself with a tall, handsome husband, and you imagine him cuddling your baby? Ben is like that,… — Jennifer Garner
You don't become a Republican until you lose all your baby teeth and fall down a lot and get the croup and then become angry… — Margaret Cho
When a child comes in, I believe that it's a 'multipersonhood,' and it knows it, its consciousness knows it, and it has a nuclei in… — Shirley MacLaine
The planet has a fever. If your baby has a fever, you go to the doctor. If the doctor says you need to intervene here,… — Al Gore
What happened to our friendship? I really think it's our obligation as friends to be brutally honest and be frank with them and say, 'Look,… — David Cross
Your top job as a new parent is to love your baby like crazy. After showering her with affection, your next two important jobs are… — Harvey Karp
Then to have your baby playing at the school you played at and having him play well is a special treat. — Jerry Kramer
If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay it in their yard. Then tell them their ants ate your… — Jack Handey
When you hold your baby in your arms the first time, and you think of all the things you can say and do to influence… — Rose Kennedy
Why don't you try to do without him, why don't you try to live alone? Do you really need his hands for your passion? Do… — Leonard Cohen
To demand that others should provide you textbook prognoses is like asking a strange woman to give birth to your baby. There are insights that… — Janusz Korczak
The kind of man who can be pro-choice about your baby could also be pro-choice about you. — Mark Crutcher
It's no wonder Michelle Obama is telling everybody you better breast-feed your baby-yeah, you better-because the price of milk is so high right now! — Sarah
Growing up in my family meant ambushes on your birthday, crossbows for Christmas, and games of dodge ball where the balls were occasionally rigged to… — Mira Grant
Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but I say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your… — Tina Fey
Keep your baby eyes (which are the eyes of genius) on what we don't know — Lincoln Steffens

Who Wrote These Your Baby Quotes

86 authors contributed a total of 108 Your Baby Quotes, led by these top contributors: