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- Mama, you taught me to do the right things / So now you have to let your baby fly / You've given… — Carrie Underwood
- Don't listen to anyone's advice. Listen to your baby ... There are so many books, doctors, and well-meaning friends and family. We… — Mayim Bialik
- People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more… — Paul Reiser
- And I met your baby moms last night. We took a picture together, I hope she frames it. And I was drinking… — Drake
- You know how as a kid you picture yourself with a tall, handsome husband, and you imagine him cuddling your baby? Ben… — Jennifer Garner
- You don't become a Republican until you lose all your baby teeth and fall down a lot and get the croup and… — Margaret Cho
- When a child comes in, I believe that it's a 'multipersonhood,' and it knows it, its consciousness knows it, and it has… — Shirley MacLaine
- The planet has a fever. If your baby has a fever, you go to the doctor. If the doctor says you need… — Al Gore
- What happened to our friendship? I really think it's our obligation as friends to be brutally honest and be frank with them… — David Cross
- Your top job as a new parent is to love your baby like crazy. After showering her with affection, your next two… — Harvey Karp
- Then to have your baby playing at the school you played at and having him play well is a special treat. — Jerry Kramer
- If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay it in their yard. Then tell them their… — Jack Handey