David Cross Quotes

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• I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible.
• I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright.
• I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people.
• Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.
• The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.
• I like pot, I enjoy pot, I like to smoke it. But, the one thing I don't like about pot is the subculture it's spawned.…
• A verbose, prosaic review which mentions whistling winds and the timeless feeling of jade doesn't mean anything to me; I don't need a novella telling…
• There's quite an overlap between musicians - especially drummers - who have an affection and a proclivity towards comedy and comedians who fantasize about being…
• I'm going to keep talking about what I think is interesting for my entire career. If you want to hear about how women do a…
• Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.
• Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.
• Originally they wanted me to be Buster but I really like the Tobias part.
• I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.
• As for Tenacious D, of course it could work as a full length movie; all it requires is a great writer and great director with…
• I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate.
• In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're…
• It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

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